Who Cares?

As I sat in church today (Yes, I was born and raised a Catholic) and hummed about being the Lord's servant  along with the rest of the congregation, lightning in form of a random, irrelevant but interesting thought struck my over stuffed mind. What happens to people who drink too much soda? Well, except  for turning into a cart - driving - forever - chip - munching - and - yelling - at - strangers obese person what happens to you? Do your insides turn into a soda? Does your brain ooze soda? It's a silly thought and surely can be researched on the World Wide Web and it's various sources, one's imagination could run wild. I imagined that a soda addict could get a brain tumour, or cancer of the lungs, or soda could ooze out of his/her's mouth, ears and nose and other inappropriate places or this weird goo/pus thingie could form. I don't even know what weird off - the -top -of - my head poop I'm talking. Well so after humming about being the Lord's servant I decided I'd go blog about this (Not in some weird geeky, nerdy, lame manner but you know I find stuff like this interesting) Also, this is a serious issue, since a lot of adolescent peers of mine, and me, are addicted to soda and other well, harmful substances. So, if this goes on, in 10 years we're all going to be cart - driving - forever - chip - munching - and - yelling - at - strangers obese people, or we'd all be dead, 2012 and all. On this happy note, I'd like to conclude with,
SODA RULES BUT MAKES PEOPLE OBESE. BUT I DON'T CARE SO I'LL GO CRACK OPEN A CAN OF COCA COLA NOW. (atleast, it's not beer or anything, hey! another topic for my next post , again not in a weird, geeky, nerdy, lame, lonely person kind of way)
So, adios amigos. See ya, when I see ya.