Most girls have their girl best friends who they can gossip with, talk of cute boys and the latest clothes, who's hot, who's not, who's making up and who's breaking up.
Lucky girls have their straight guy best friends who they can gossip with, talk about cute boys, who's hot, who's not, who's screwing around, food, forever alone-ism, and everything about life basically.
I've heard people say that a girl and a guy can't be very good friends. I beg to differ.
I have a guy best friend who is heterosexual and I'm not in love with him.
Oh, I love him, sure. But you know, as a pet dog or something of that sort.
Well, I'm not insinuating that he's my bitch, but you get me, right? RIGHT?
Don't nod away, with those scared expressions. I'm serious.
When you're best friends with a good guy, you don't have to worry about them backstabbing you or spreading rumors about you.
Why, you ask?
Because:
1) They don't really care.
2) They most likely have forgotten your big secret.
3) They like to focus on much more important things such as eating, drinking, umm and other unmentionables.
4) They're too scared you might reveal their big secret, like the fact that they cried during a particular Disney movie which involves a girl locked up in a tower with really, really, REALLY long golden blonde hair.
HAHA, I'm evil.
And sometimes, believe it or not, they give you the BEST advice.
Well, and sometimes, the stupidest.
So here's a tribute to my best guy friend, my partner in crime, my possible future husband (Always ALWAYS keep backup husbands).
Sometimes, friends aren't chosen by you.
It just happens, and before you know it,
They're stuck to you like glue.
Friends aren't optional,
They're like family,
A shoulder to cry on.
And I wanted to thank you,
For being my crying shoulder,
My punchbag, my best friend,
My smile, my boulder.
You're one of my favorite people,
I hate you but I adore you.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
Really, and I'm always going to be there for you,
So don't try to get rid of me,
I'll always be there, no matter what you do.
Lucky girls have their straight guy best friends who they can gossip with, talk about cute boys, who's hot, who's not, who's screwing around, food, forever alone-ism, and everything about life basically.
I've heard people say that a girl and a guy can't be very good friends. I beg to differ.
I have a guy best friend who is heterosexual and I'm not in love with him.
Oh, I love him, sure. But you know, as a pet dog or something of that sort.
Well, I'm not insinuating that he's my bitch, but you get me, right? RIGHT?
Don't nod away, with those scared expressions. I'm serious.
When you're best friends with a good guy, you don't have to worry about them backstabbing you or spreading rumors about you.
Why, you ask?
Because:
1) They don't really care.
2) They most likely have forgotten your big secret.
3) They like to focus on much more important things such as eating, drinking, umm and other unmentionables.
4) They're too scared you might reveal their big secret, like the fact that they cried during a particular Disney movie which involves a girl locked up in a tower with really, really, REALLY long golden blonde hair.
HAHA, I'm evil.
And sometimes, believe it or not, they give you the BEST advice.
Well, and sometimes, the stupidest.
So here's a tribute to my best guy friend, my partner in crime, my possible future husband (Always ALWAYS keep backup husbands).
Sometimes, friends aren't chosen by you.
It just happens, and before you know it,
They're stuck to you like glue.
Friends aren't optional,
They're like family,
A shoulder to cry on.
And I wanted to thank you,
For being my crying shoulder,
My punchbag, my best friend,
My smile, my boulder.
You're one of my favorite people,
I hate you but I adore you.
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
Really, and I'm always going to be there for you,
So don't try to get rid of me,
I'll always be there, no matter what you do.
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